Thursday, April 10, 2008

An Open Letter on the Subject of My Colon

Dear Ab-Awareness Community,

What the heck already, eh? Is it just me? Or have you noticed the same sharp increase in, um, the efficacy of your digestive tract? Some of it is diet too. Per Dr. Oz, I'm getting a lot more fibrous leafy greens. But still, enough already, no? Something about these ab workouts just gets things...going.

The Guth

ps TMI?
pps sounds like poops if you say it phonetically.

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