Sunday, April 27, 2008

Rectus abdominis

To: The gentleman hailing from Eugene, OR, Chris from Ventoux.  

I officially withdraw from competing to WIN April's AB Awareness Month.  I don't want to be the Hillary Clinton of the Magnum Series, and seeing that you put in AB reps this weekend, while all I did was prematurely max-out my Millennium May's drinking requirements,  I'd like to congratulate you on your effort.  However, I also would like to announce my endorsement of Jay to win the competition.  Jay, any chance you can knock out about 10,000 crunches the next 72 hours?

From: The gentleman hailing from Mukilteo, WA, who is really John Daly at heart.

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