Sunday, June 28, 2009

Killer Bees on the Swarm

Well, Ronaldinho's not playing there go all my horse jokes. Follow along in the comments.

55 comments:

  1. 0:00 - Why does Alexi Lalas look like he wants to sell me a BMW? He went from edgy soccer guy to clean cut soccer guy. Still best not to leave either one alone with your girl.

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  2. 0:00 - Why is Brazil's national anthem so anglo? I thought they were the samba kings? Did some of the nazis end up their instead of Argentina and were they put in charge of the national anthem?

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  3. 0:00 - Nice interview with Landon. The pre match xanax seems to have kicked in. I'm expecting great apathy from him today. He doesn't like to disappoint in international play.

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  4. 0:00 - A home brewed pale ale if you must know.

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  5. 0:23 - Well those horns aren't going to get annoying during el copa del mundo

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  6. 1:43 - our keeper has more than a bit in common with ru paul. I bet if you gave hima wig and heels, there are some Brazilian players who would pay for his company.

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  7. 3:12 - Oguchi Onyewu is my spirit animal.

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  8. 4:47 - To give Landon his credit, he is wearing short sleeves. The green bay packers approve.

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  9. 6:42 - "Kaka, near post". Could someone get a pooper scooper? Thank you. I'll be here all night.

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  10. 8:20 - Yeah, colonialism raped the african continent of vast treasures, but if I listen to these horns for 90 minutes can we call it even?

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  11. 9:28 - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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  12. 10:26 - Clint? Bad ass name or baddest ass name?

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  13. 12:03 - Nice save by Howard. Robinho, sissy name or sissiest name?

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  14. 13:40 - So the U.S. coach. Do you think he's ever asked Landon to "Put the lotion in the basket"?

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  15. 15:05 - "The great Kaka!" Sounds like someone ate thai last night. Again. Thank You. All week.

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  16. 16:21 - Nice rape of dempsey with no call.

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  17. 17:20 - Clint and Josey on the same team. USA has much stronger names. Except Landon. He should drop the n at the end. That would be a power move.

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  18. 18:15 - You can get a card for humping someone's leg?

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  19. 20:00 - I know SOuth Africa has a terrible history of racial apartheid, but would anyone complain if we rounded up people just based on their cheap plastic horn use?

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  20. 21:00 - Onyewu is the rock and the hard place. Pause.

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  21. 24:14 - Nice clear. Brazil may be good, but it was way more stressful watching spain control the ball.

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  22. 24:45 - Nice save by Howard. That would powdered my hand bones.

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  23. 25;40 - dEMPSEY WITH A POOR ATTEMPT AT S AFAKE INJURY. hE'S GOING TO HAVE TO WORK ON THAT IF HE WANTS TO GET ON A TOP TEAM.

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  24. 26:45: LANNNNDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! USA up 2-0. Sorry Landon. I would have pusssied out if I had been sent to Germany to play soccer at 18 too.

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  25. 28:12 - "Kaka deflected". SOmeone's going to have to clean that up.

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  26. 29:00 - Nice face plant whatever your one name is.

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  27. 29:50 - "In the box! Looking for a third!" SOunds dirty to me.

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  28. 32:30 - Kaka! Good thing I'm not drinking everytime the announcer makes a scatalogical reference.

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  29. 33:30 - Going to be discussing the horns prior to El Copa? I'm fairly certain how the Europeans will feel about them.

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  30. 34:42 - They're individual talent, their ridiculous names, their taste in transexuals... Sorry, they were talking about Brazil and I got distracted

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  31. 36:10 - Free Kick DOnovan. Cleared away.

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  32. 37:00 - Corner, Lando. To the goalie.

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  33. 37:10 - "Brazil starts back into space." Ground COntrol to Major Kaka doesn't sound as good. Good choice in lyrics David.

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  34. 38:10 - Cover those jewels. Counterattack...cleared.

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  35. 38:40 - Fuck you Fabiano. Your name is girlish too.

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  36. 39:40 - Specter! Outstanding Defense! Well until that last round of trials anyway. Enjoy prison Phil.

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  37. 42:30 - Ru Paul has some skills on the pole.

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  38. 44:00 - One minute to take the lead into half. Kaka blocked. Just say constipation. I get it.

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  39. 45:00 - One minute in stoppage time. Alexi Lalas standing by to talk to us about extended warranty coverage. Seriously, he used to look like a celtic warrior, and now he wants to sell you a prius.

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  40. 46:00 - Sorry Fabio. You missed. And your name is suspect.

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  41. Half - Time to go try an early sample of my latest brown ale. A moose drool clone.

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  42. Beer sample - Beautiful brown head. Caramel Aroma. Still a bit too roast. And the yeast crapped out a little early so its a little sweet. Not bad though. Speaking of brown ales. They sell Newcastle in cans now. Very good. Much better than the bottles if you can get them.

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  43. Alexi says: "Brazil is gonna come." I'll leave it at that. Tranny Joke.

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  44. Budweiser - The great american lager. Kind of like: GMC the great american car company

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  45. If your kid doesn't realize sniffing glue is harmful to them, maybe you should just let them go ahead and sniff glue. THis is why I won't be running the partnership for a drug free america any time soon. That and because Budweiser does a better job making lager than they do convincing kids to get off drugs.

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  46. View is drinking a bloody marry with a sparkly straw. Representing the U.S. away jerseys. I steeped that vodka with Rizz's japanese peppers. Lets hope she doesn't die of heat.

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  47. We're Back. And already, Fuck Luis Fabiano. Nice turn. But fuck him anyway. Thats the power of two names Kaka.

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  48. 47:11 - Onyewu down. Stepped in some Kaka. Not serious though. He wiped it off with a stick...

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  49. 49:30 - Nice backheel by Lando to Feilhaber. Good pressure. Call me soccer guy. And watch your lady...

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  50. 53:00 Brazilian fans dancing and smiling. Go figure.

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  51. 56:40 - Time to concentrate on the game and the beer. Cheers everyone.

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  52. so i appreciate your game commentary Ventoux, but what in the hell is up with those damn horns? so bad, i want to hit the mute button. and yes, i would buy a bmw from Alexi. dude cleans up real good.

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