Monday, January 4, 2010

Team Newcastle

Dear Reigning (& Former) DC Champions:

Team Newcastle is taking the 2010 DC very, VERY seriously this year. In fact, I just emailed Mr. Leach about becoming the head coach/manager for our training camp. First Class, you might want to cut back to half a pack of cigs and Grand Slam, you might want to give away some of your Oktoberfest brew. You've been warned...

Oh, and Happy Birthday Gerald. (You can take today off from training, but just add 8 miles to whatever you are going to run tomorrow).


  1. Um, Crash, sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't know what you expect to gain by trash-talking the competition before it begins. I'm a freakin fossil today, the oldest BRS member. Do I get a point for that? As the Grand Dame, I think we should add an eating competition, it's about #*%&(*$^ time! Choice: White castles or Coscto hotdogs (MMMM!). I am open to vegetarian suggestions as well, as long as they are HIGH STARCH.

  2. Dear Teammate,

    Gain? Dunno, but I'm merely warning them out of compassion & love. I'm going to destroy Team Joe Camel this year, and just want to give them an opportunity to not embarrass themselves. First Class, your Taco Bell Drive-Thru diet is not going to work.

    No BRS eating competition. That would be like Gandi holding a meditation contest. Mi Yong & Weiss would testify to that in front of a Congressional hearing. Even Team Joe Camel (and View From Sidelines) have witnessed my superpowers.

    Anyways, I'm still waiting to hear back from Coach Leach. Hope you're not claustrophobic Gerald.