Sunday, February 28, 2010

Crash is the Only Mutha Fucka to Tell me Off

I refuse to let anyone else besides Crash to tell me to Fuck Off... I've known him long enough and I had to endure his Randy Newman fatuation long enough and fuck it...

I'm drunk and hope y'all had a good time and hopefully Chris has his hand in a buckaet of ice and Guth is passed out in someone else's urine....

Love Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

From Avatar to Manzanita

Christmas Day 2009: Went to see the movie Avatar with the family and then went out for dim sum. While enjoying my tea and waiting for shu mai, for some odd reason, I decided to stop drinking alcohol. I realized there were 62 days between Christmas and the 2010 Davis Challenge. Throw in one "rest" day, Dec. 30th, when my parents were in town for a holiday visit (dinner at the Herbfarm) I could challenge myself to 61 days of sobriety. I was up for the challenge!

25 Feb 2010: Just completed 61/62 days of not drinking alcohol. My AAR? (After Action Review). When I first started, I didn't think I could last 61 minutes, but with some clever tricks and determination, I was able to change my routine. I do believe there is something special about the time span of 61 days. For some odd reason, I don't desire to rage again, and although I look forward to an unlimited supply of Hazelnut Brown Nectar this weekend, I do plan to train again for the Eugene Open. (minus total abstinence of course - aka moderation).


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Math Problem



That's right. D2D(lv) specifically St. Andrews + Crash & Guth's legs = Jello legs! Another acceptable answer would be a coughed up lung, but I couldn't find a good image for that. Anyways, today is officially reporting day for MLB's Pitchers and Catchers, so guess we got out to celebrate in our own way too. All in all, a very fun ride!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines Day

Found these great e-cards at the GOP national committee website and just thought I'd share. The originals were kind of boring and lame (some might even say Bob Doleish) so I ran them through Sarah's "Straight Talk Express" to make them truthier.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Two Weeks Notice - 2010 DC

Or in other words, 14 Days and a Wake-up...

Last chance to prep for a PT Test, road march, cram in movie trivia, perfect dart throwing, brainstorm artistic rock painting designs, and formulate mouth-watering culinary masterpieces.

Oh, and drink yourself silly with Rogue beer...